THE WOMANIZER
At the kindergarten...
Among them there is someone...
Ma Xiaoqian!
Why are you being like this?
I know.
You are jealous that he talked about me instead of you.
Don't be fooled by his appearance. You don't know him at all.
Who says I don't know him? He was born on August 11, 1979.
Leo, blood type B, graduated from Cambridge,
and a winner of the Booker prize.
He is well-educated, so what? He's good at studying.
It doesn't mean there are no flaws in his personality!
You... You...
Are you close to him? How would you know if his personality is bad?
You're jealous! Go away.
Hey!
Miss...
Okay, okay. Let me tell you.
I grew up with Xia Hejie. He was my neighbor.
You grew up together?
Why didn't you mention it before?
Why should I?
I don't believe you. What was he like when he was little?
Stop asking me!
I don't want to talk about that horrible person!
Let's eat.
God.
Bean sprouts and rice again?
I'm tired of looking. Aren't you tired of eating it?
Growing bean sprouts doesn't mean you can grow a kindergarten, okay?
What are you doing?
Money should be spent on something more beautiful.
No, no!
There's 30% off
on the first 100 pieces of steak. It's not too late.
We can't! This is the fund for the kindergarten.
That's a long term plan, unlike this opportunity.
30% off! What a rare opportunity, really.
- No! - Give it to me!
You really...
Can't you be nicer to yourself?
Even if you save until you die you'll only have enough for a kitchen.
As long as I persevere I can definitely do it.
In the future, I will definitely have my own kindergarten.
Can you stop living in the past?
So what if you didn't go to a kindergarten?
Do you have to open your own?
You don't understand the feeling.
My grandma raised me since I was little.
There were a lot of people at my grandma's house.
Besides my family,
there were many uncles, aunts, and cousins.
Xiaoqian, you are taking too long to pick up the chopsticks.
Get up and eat.
Because there were many people, we had a lot of expenses.
All of the children didn't get to go to kindergarten.
Our clothes and toys were passed down from the older children.
Xiaowei, let's go home.
Xiaoqian, I want to go to school, too.
It didn't matter if I went or not, but Xiaowei was very disappointed.
Your sister is married. She's already forgotten about that.
But I remember.
You're jealous you didn't get to go. You said you weren't holding a grudge.
I'm serious! I just didn't attend kindergarten.
Do you know a lot of children can't even go to school?
So in the future, I must open a kindergarten.
Where every child can study for free.
This is just for the first kindergarten. So don't touch it.
What are you doing?
Move your dream away for a bit, so you can return to reality.
30% off! It'll be too late if you don't go now!
- Hurry! - Aren't you gonna stop?
Okay, do your own laundry.
Actually I don't really want to eat steak.
I will add ketchup for you.
Stop!
Don't waste it even if it's free. Did you forget the first rule of being thrifty?
Don't say that to me. I don't want to hear it.
Let's return to our previous conversation.
The kindergarten?
No! Xia Hejie! Were you two really neighbors?
Is it that great to be neighbors with him? Why would I lie to you?
Your grandma lives in Kaohsiung. How can you be neighbors?
I moved to Taipei when I went to primary school!
His mother was my Dad's boss. We even rented our house from his family.
His mother was just like him. She always bullied my Dad.
When I was in the third grade, his mom fired my dad.
So we moved back to my grandma's house.
Then...
He bullied me since second grade
until my parents died in a plane crash when I was a freshman in high school.
Grandma brought me back to Chiayi. Only then did I escaped from his evilness.
Not only were we neighbors, we were also classmates.
Was he always this good looking?
We're eating. Don't ruin my appetite.
Did you confess your feelings to him and he rejected you?
Bullshit! He has always been a nightmare for me.
I will never forget that day.
Xiaoqian, someone took your bag.
What?
Xia Hejie! Why did you steal my bag?
I didn't steal your bag.
Then why is it in your hands?
Xia Hejie! Why do you always bully me?
Explain yourself! What have you got against me?
Don't think you can bully me because everyone likes you.
I despise trash like you!
Xia Hejie, stop! Return my bag! Xia Hejie!
Hey! Return my bag!
Return my bag! Thief, return my bag!
Return my bag to me! Return my bag to me!
Return my bag! Hurry up!
My bag! My bag!
Why must you bully me?
Why do I bully you?
Because you're ugly,
you deserve to be bullied. Just go home like this,
Braces girl!
My sister's bus ticket and clothes are all in the bag!
Use this to go home.
I will never forget that day!
I was wearing my swimsuit while holding Xiaowei's hand.
We changed three buses until we got home.
Is it wrong to wear braces?
It's true that it's very ugly, but does that mean he can bully me?
I think that...
Everyone was like that when they were little.
When I was little, all the horrible boys would call me by rude nicknames.
Such as meatball.
I knew that they liked me. They just didn't know how to express it.
So they did this on purpose to get my attention.
So, I think Xia Hejie must have liked you.
So he purposely did--
Liked me?
Would you stuff poop into the shoes of the person you like?
Stuff a frog into her lunch box and throw a cockroach on her face?
Would you do that?
Eat.
Mary Huang.
Don't tell anyone what I just said.
I swear. If I tell anyone
I will never be able to eat ice cream again.
- As well as cheesecake! - And cheesecake?
Okay. Cheesecake as well.
Are you happy now?
Ma Xiaoqian, I couldn't sleep last night.
How is that possible?
You usually start snoring within ten seconds.
I kept thinking about you and Hejie.
Honestly, I kind of pity--
Thank you. You don't have to pity me, I'm good.
Not you. But Xia Hejie.
Why do you pity Xia Hejie? My youth was destroyed by him.
It's time for me to take revenge.
He doesn't remember you and he doesn't know how he offended you.
When we punish the kids, we let them know what they did wrong.
Mary Huang, he isn't a kid anymore.
If he doesn't remember me, it means he doesn't think he was wrong.
That's even worse.
Okay.
No wonder Xiao Tuoluo won't say who his mother is.
His mom is black.
Don't talk rubbish.
I'm not. How do you know whether his mom is black or not?
Have you seen her?
His mom is Amanda's manager. Of course she's busy.
Amanda?
- Yes. - His mom is Amanda's manager?
Why didn't you mention it before?
They don't want it publicized. Don't tell anyone.
I won't.
But no matter how busy she is she can't ignore her own kid.
Kids must be taught well.
If Xiao Tuoluo goes on like this he'll become troublesome.
Excuse me.
I'm delivering flowers.
What pretty flowers!
- Who is Ma-- - I am.
- Miss Ma, please sign here. - My surname is Huang.
These flowers are for Miss Ma Xiaoqian.
Miss Ma Xiaoqian, your flowers.
Who sent them?
I don't know. No one has ever sent me flowers.
- There's no card. - Really?
These flowers were imported by air this morning from Holland.
Hi.
I heard your broadcast yesterday.
Really? So did you hear me talk about you?
Yes, I did.
But halfway through the radio was turned off by someone.
- Did you send me these flowers? - Yes.
These flowers are for starting a friendship.
I hope we can forget the past and start over.
Are you free tonight? I'll treat you to a meal.
- Mary? - I am free!
Sorry.
I'd rather watch TV at home than have dinner with you.
You don't have to be like this.
I want to be a musician and compose a lot of music.
Three, two...
I want to be a singer and sing many songs.
Four, three, two...
In the future I want to be an artist and help others draw many things.
- Okay, let's do it again. - Get ready.
Six seconds.
Five, four, three, two...
The typhoon destroyed our home.
Many children lost their families, schools,
as well as the chance to achieve their dreams.
In this difficult period, we should come together
and do something for them.
Please donate your love
and help them achieve their hopes and dreams.
It was filmed well.
We will broadcast it regularly. It should be quite successful.
You were all great! We did it in one try.
Are you tired? Go and rest, okay?
Children, you can rest there.
Excuse me, Miss Amanda.
Let me introduce you. This is our executive.
- How do you do? - How do you do?
Thank you for helping us by filming this charity commercial.
On behalf of our foundation I thank you for your concern.
Sir, you're too polite. I should be the one thanking you.
I've always wanted to help those affected by natural disasters.
It's a rare chance to be able to help these children.
Amy.
I also want to donate some money.
Thank you for giving me this chance to take part in this activity.
Thank you.
- Remember to send out a press release. - Okay.
We'll take a photo first and I'll send it out as soon as we return.
Sir,
there's no need to send out a press release.
Actually, we don't want the media to know about the donation.
Exactly, sir. This is a small matter.
I don't want this event to lose the attention it deserves.
Thank you.
I understand.
You are being humble and don't want people to know about your good deeds.
Miss Amanda, you are indeed the top model.
Then I thank you on behalf of the victims.
Thank you.
Kids, do you want to take a photo?
Yes!
Come, quickly.
Next time I come, I'll give you the photos, okay?
Okay!
Amy, please.
Everyone must smile, okay?
Be happy.
Look that way. One, two, three!
An official is coming. Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't know. I didn't receive any notification that an official was coming.
- Are you Miss Amanda? - Yes.
This is a delivery for you.
Can you please sign here?
Can you tell me who...
Sorry, the sender told us not to reveal his identity. Sorry.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Madame,
- fried noodles, please. - Okay.
You're later than usual today. Did you have a show?
I'm still a rookie. There are no shows for me.
- I didn't have a chance at all. - There will be,
sooner or later.
You definitely will have a chance!
Come, hurry and eat.
Madame, I only ordered fried noodles.
I know. The rest is my treat.
There's no need, I'm on a diet. I don't have to eat so much.
Diet? You're as skinny as a bamboo stick!
It's good that you are working hard for your career.
But you should still take care of your health.
Hurry and eat. Let me know if the noodles is enough.
Madame,
thank you.
Silly, this isn't something amazing.
Why are you being so polite?
You're later than usual today. You came when I was closing up.
I'm working at the convenience store.
The person taking the shift after me had to do something so he was late.
Aren't you a model?
Why are you working at the convenience store?
Actually for the past two to three months, I haven't had any shows.
Which means no work.
Nobody wants to hire me.
I think...
I'm not suited to be a model.
Nonsense.
That's because they don't know you.
If I were the boss, I would definitely choose you.
Young, pretty and willing to work. Where would you find such a great girl?
You must have confidence in yourself. Come, sign.
Hurry.
- Sign? - Yes.
No, madame. I'm a rookie. No one knows me.
Which star didn't start off as a rookie?
Come, please sign.
I don't want to.
Once I'm famous I'll sign for you, okay?
I have confidence in you!
Are you looking down on me?
If that's the case, in the future don't come and eat noodles here.
- I'll take this plate away as well. - No. Madame!
I am starving!
Starving?
If you're hungry, hurry and sign.
But I've never signed for anyone before.
It is okay. Hurry.
I'm so nervous.
Hiring a helicopter to send a plate of fried noodles?
Who would do something like that?
Amy.
Can you help me get someone's telephone number?
What a pity.
All these imported flowers, destroyed by these chicken.
Boss, I really don't understand.
You did so much for Amanda to like you.
Yet you didn't let her know it was you.
I did it on purpose.
On purpose?
I get it. When the helicopter goes up,
there will be banner with the words, "Amanda, I love you."
Am I that bad?
That's true. That's what I would do.
Then why don't you let her know?
Have you read the story Daddy-Long-Legs?
A rich guy fell in love with a poor young girl.
He hid his identity and kept giving the girl money.
The girl only knew he was called Daddy-Long-Legs.
Yes.
After a while
the girl began to fall in love with this Daddy-Long-Legs.
But she didn't know who he was or what his name was.
Being mysterious will make a woman feel curious about you.
If you're aggressive and want her quickly,
it will make her feel that you have other motives.
Do you understand?
No, boss.
You once said if you're wooing someone secretly,
then either you're a dummy or a rich guy.
Didn't you say you hated doing that?
DID YOU SEND THE FRIED NOODLES? AMANDA.
Would a dummy get Amanda's cell phone number?
She sent you a text! Boss, why aren't you replying?
Sometimes letting a woman wait is not a bad thing.
Okay.
So, according to you Ma Xiaoqian is making you wait.
Think about it.
You gave her flowers, and she makes you sweep chicken feathers.
When you're nice to her, she ignores you completely.
If she's not making you wait, what is she doing?
- You have nothing else to do? - Not really.
- You've become smarter. - Thank You, boss!
- Sweep the floor! - Yes, boss.
The wind blows!
Blows what?
Blows those wearing shoes!
Hurry, hurry!
Come, your turn.
The wind blows!
Blows what?
Blows those wearing socks!
Those wearing socks. I'm wearing socks!
Xiao Tuoluo, why did you move the chair away?
There's no rule saying we can't move the chairs.
What do you mean there's no such rule? It's not allowed.
What kind of attitude is that? Xiao Tuoluo, turn around and look at me.
It's time. Take them to wash their hands and get ready to eat.
- No, I have to teach Xiao Tuoluo. - It's okay, I'll talk to him.
Okay, listen up! Wash your hands and get ready to eat. Let's go!
Wash your hands well. Your hands must be clean. Wash it clean.
Xiao Tuoluo.
Why did you move away Miss Mary's chair?
It's very dangerous.
When I'm talking to you, you can't have that kind of attitude.
Come, follow me to the office.
Let's go.
Boss. How did you know about the noodle shop?
You're awesome.
I'm not awesome. I'm thoughtful.
If you're not thoughtful, even if you are rich,
everyone will think you are a dummy.
If you're handsome and not thoughtful, you are like a trophy.
Boss, can you be clearer? I'm not that smart.
Everyone only sees the Amanda now, beautiful and famous.
But before she was famous she was just like everyone else.
Taking the bus, eating by the roadside, shopping at cheap shops.
That's the real Amanda.
So you observed Amanda since she debuted,
but you're only acting now?
You want to see if Amanda is a worthwile investment.
Boss, you're like Warren Buffett!
Do I look like someone who undertakes long-term investments?
I'm a hunter, not a farmer.
I asked a private investigator to find out for me.
Boss, you could ask me to do these small things.
Am I stupid?
Me. I am stupid.
Xiao Tuoluo,
I saw your drawing.
I think your mother's hair and clothes were drawn very nicely.
But why did you forget to draw her eyes, nose and mouth?
Because Auntie says I can't.
Auntie?
What Auntie?
Why can't you?
Auntie is here. Can't you ask her yourself?
Xiao Touluo-- Xiao Touluo--
- Kids run all the time, how annoying. - Xiao Tuoluo!
Did you see Xiao Tuoluo?
Xia Hejie, why are you blocking my way? Help me looking for him. Move!
Boss, are you okay?
Hello? You still have the guts to call?
What? Let me tell you something.
Last time you said she was 172 cm tall.
You didn't tell me that was her weight too.
Before that, you said her eyes were big
you didn't tell me her face was big as well!
What?
What is very big this time?
Don't tell me half the truth.
What?
After hanging up I'll be there straight away.
Principal, did you see Xiao Tuoluo?
Xiao Tuoluo? What's wrong with him?
He's missing.
Xiao Tuoluo is missing again?
- Exactly. - Why is this kid always like that?
Did you check the kitchen?
- Kitchen? - Yes.
I found him at the kitchen last time.
Hurry. Go.
- Miss Xiaoqian. - What?
I'm going to visit parents,
so please take care of the kindergarten.
Go for your blind date. I'll look for him.
No, I--
- I get it. I get it. - I--
Xiao Tuoluo!
Boss! Here, ice.
Boss, are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?
Mr. Xia, how are you feeling? What happened?
- Can you explain? - Excuse me.
What happened? How did this happen?
Can you explain?
Can I go to the hospital like this?
That's true. What to do?
Boss, I just remembered something.
When we were young and got hurt riding a bicycle,
jumping a little would make it better, right?
I will hold you. Jump a few times and you will be fine.
Slowly.
Slowly. Wait.
One, two, three...
- Xiao Tuoluo! - Sorry, sorry.
Come and eat some snacks!
Xiao Tuoluo.
You two...
Have you seen Xiao Tuoluo?
Who's Xiao Tuoluo?
The little boy I was chasing. Did you see him?
No.
Then help me look for him!
Why are you standing here, acting cool?
Why don't you look for him yourself?
Xia Hejie.
I have to look after 15 kids in the classroom,
and one kid is playing hide and seek with me outside.
So can you please shut up and help me look for him?
Da Mao,
sorry.
Please, help me look for him as well, okay?
Xiao Tuoluo has a strange personality, so it's normal if he ignores you.
One should look after him while the other lets me know. I'll deal with it.
He has diabetes, and he ate very little for lunch.
He didn't eat snacks, so I'm afraid he'll pass out.
So really, please help look for him. Thank you!
- Thank you! - Okay.
Thank you! Thank you!
What are you looking at?
Nothing.
I just think that when you're serious, you're quite pretty.
Just a bit uglier than Da Mao.
Xiao Tuoluo.
"I've been married to my husband for almost three years.
In the beginning,
he would take me to Europe and California for holidays.
But now he doesn't bother taking me anywhere.
What's even worse is
that we haven't had sex for a few months.
What should I do?"
Boss,
how do I reply to this?
Dearest Maggie.
If you want to find the feeling that you lost,
don't treat your husband just as a husband.
Treat your husband like a secret lover.
You'll wash, cook, and do housework for your husband.
But for your lover, you'll dress up and put on sexy underwear.
Go buy some garters. It's very helpful.
Wow, boss, that's bad but cool!
Next one.
"Beloved Hejie,
can I invite you over for dinner?
Let's discuss
the contents of the new book. My address is--"
Don't tell me it's Jojo again.
It's her again.
How many emails has she sent?
Thirteen.
Skip all of them. Read the next one.
Skip all of them?
Is that okay, boss?
She's your fan.
Didn't you tell me we cannot ignore the fans?
Those who wait for you at the airport are fans.
Those who hide near your house are crazy.
Those who try to kiss you are fans.
Those who try to lick you are maniacs.
You can't ignore the maniacs and crazies because they'll want to kill themselves.
But I can't pay them too much attention either.
What if she thinks I like her and want to marry her? I'll be in trouble.
You'll be in even more trouble if the judge knew.
I asked you to look for someone. What are you doing here?
I looked, but I didn't see him.
Are you sure you looked everywhere?
Xiao Tuoluo is so little.
He can hide in cupboards, boxes or buckets.
Are you sure?
Come on.
This is a kindergarten, not Disneyland. There's nowhere to hide.
He could have run out.
Impossible. I know Xiao Tuoluo's personality.
He must be hiding in a corner.
Maybe there's another possibility.
Maybe he's already gone home.
And you're doing this on purpose to make us look like fools.
Xia Hejie!
I'm a teacher.
Looking after the children is my job and responsibility. I am not kidding!
He's really missing!
Sorry. I misunderstood you.
Forget it. I'll look somewhere else.
- Go help Mary. - Wait.
Let me come up with a plan and look for him.
That way we won't miss out anywhere.
This is where we are now.
Using this as the center we search for him outwards.
I'll look for him in the open space.
Ma Xiaoqian, the restroom and the parking lot.
Da Mao, the kitchen.
Anything that can be used as a hiding place must be opened,
- especially cupboards. - Especially cupboards.
You're on the same wavelength.
Hey, hurry, let's go.
Boss,
did that count as being rejected?
Xiao Tuoluo!
That's weird. Where did he go?
Xiao Tuoluo, how about some snacks?
Xiao Tuoluo!
What?
Sorry. Time is up for my community service today.
In fact, I worked three minutes and 48 seconds more for today.
So Miss Ma, please sign.
I know the time is up, but can't you two help me look for him?
Hey, it isn't a toy that is missing. A boy is missing.
You even know him! You have no conscience.
We have already searched for him, but we were unable to find him.
This only means one thing.
Xiao Tuoluo is not in the kindergarten.
I suggest you either call the police or go out and look for him.
Sorry, Miss Ma. We have a schedule planned.
Please.
- Take it! - Thank you.
Xiao Tuoluo!
- Xiao Tuoluo! - Xiao Tuoluo!
Open the door, hurry!
Let me do it. Keys!
Xiao Tuoluo! Xiao Tuoluo, can you hear me?
Xia Hejie, hurry! Open the door!
Boss, let me do it!
Xiao Tuoluo!
- Boss! - Hurry up!
Boss, your hand is bleeding.
- Hurry and go to the hospital! - Boss!
Xiao Tuoluo!
I didn't take good care of Xiao Tuoluo.
Xiao Tuoluo, hold on. We are almost at the hospital.
Xiao Tuoluo!
- Xiao Tuoluo! - The right pocket.
- What? - In the right pocket.
Take out the sweets.
Not there.
You're driving too fast!
Why do you have sweets?
You said Xiao Tuoluo has low blood sugar.
So I took some just in case.
Xiao Tuoluo.
Eat some sweets, okay? Xiao Tuoluo!